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Hello and welcome to my site! If ever you are bored,
just come and take a glimpse of life through my eyes - but I warn you now, it's pretty mad and probably not for the
faint-hearted. This site will not appeal to sensible people. ^_- Enjoy!
Vikki
Here's what to expect on my pages:
About: the start and
a web-work blog.
Family: a picture
and factfile of my mum, my dad, my sister and Matthew, my grandparents, my nephews, and of course, me.
Friends: a picture
and factfile of all my close friends, Katy, Abi, Crackle, Becci, Russ Soy, Chris, Jenny, Fionion, Rootis, Grace, Jo,
Christian, Aniela, Anna.
Pet's Corner: A picture
and factfile of all my animals, past and present (and future?).
Love: any news and
various crushes.
Music: any favourite
lyrics, and generally anything exciting I get up to musically.
Links: some of my
favourite links.
Contact: email me.
Have fun!
Vikki
"I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl... I lika do da cha-cha"
Scarborough Fair
Are you going to scarborough fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Remember
me to one who lives there.
She once was a true love of mine.
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt,
(a hill in
the deep forest green)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme;
(tracing of sparrow on snow-crested brown)
Without no seams
nor needle work,
(blankets and bedclothes the child of the mountain)
Then she’ll be a true love of mine.
(sleeps
unaware of the clarion call)
Tell her to find me an acre of land,
(on the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves)
Parsley,
sage, rosemary and thyme;
(washes the grave with her silvery tears)
Between the salt water and the sea strand,
(a
soldier cleans and polishes a gun)
Then she’ll be a true love of mine.
Tell her to reap it with a sickle of
leather,
(war bellows blazing in scarlet battalions)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme;
(generals order their soldiers
to kill)
And gather it all in a bunch of heather,
(and to fight for a cause they have long ago forgotten)
Then she’ll
be a true love of mine.
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Remember me to
one who lives there.
She once was a true love of mine.
"The president visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France"
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Blog
Seeing Red (in many ways)
10th March 2005
I cannot believe I have neglected my web making duties for over 8 months! Sorry guys! Well, what's
new in my life since then, I hear you cry in glorious anticipation... Let's see, I've found a love match, and not only that
but also a MALE love match! He's called Nathan (like you don't already know), he's 16, very funny, oh-so-camp, "a fucking
genious" (ha!), a computer whizz with a USB, he works in Superstaff... I could go on but instead just click here.
Laura had a wild Christmas party which we won't say too much about, I jumped off
my bed and broke and dislocated my toe, I spent £165 Christmas money in one day, I've just finished paying off a £150 phone
bill, I've got through about 6 fish (as pets not food) and I've moved into the attic which is like a mini flat with 2 levels,
a TV/coffee/sofa area and a £750 cream carpet. I don't think Dad'll ever forgive me for the cup of tea, the dog poo, the mud,
the blood, the tikka masala... And that was just in the first week.
ANYWAY about the red. Well not only is it Comic Relief tomorrow meaning a nice
new red psychdelic top and balloons tied to my spikes, but Guh (sorry, GEORGIA) and Jenny had an apocalyptic fight today involving
lots of shouting, crying, defending and "IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE WHAT I THINK?!"-Guh. Mmm...
What followed what an anticlimatic Chemistry lesson during which Guh knocked a load of sodium thiosulphate on the lab floor,
and excessive amounts of pineapple therapy at lunch. Other than that, there is coursework galore to be done, a German exchange
taking place on the 22nd, and I have taken to bringing a flask of tea to school every day. You all call me sad but you're
just jealous.
Amazing fact: Look up tachyons on the net, they're amazing
Music: Sanctus Real-The Coffee Song
Premonitions And Tachyons
28th June 2004
I am so weird. People are always telling me so, but I've started thinking
they may be right. I mean, a week ago, I was just pretending to do homework when I had this horrible vision of Chris falling
off his bike in the middle of the road and crashing to the ground. It was really scary. I decided to let him know and tell
him to be careful. He just laughed and said he would be.
Anyway, the next Friday came and he's got this enormous
blue bruise on his hand and wrist. When I asked him how it got there he told me he'd fallen off his bike - AND in the middle
of the road! I must be psychic or something. This happened before actually, when I predicted what Ms Earle was going to talk
about in the History lesson the next day, but that's not really as mentionable as what happened to Chris. Even though I just
did mention it. Ah well.
I had my first piano lesson with Anna! Oh, it was great.
It would have been even more great if we hadn't gone backwards through the Joy Of First Year Piano book but still,
it definitely deserves an A+!
I am now going to educate you on tachyons.
They are the most amazing particles ever! They have a minus mass so can travel faster than the speed of light, they are smaller
than atoms, and they can travel back in time! AND if you were to catch some (you couldn't) you could use them to send messages,
such as a message to synchronise all the clocks in the world. How cool is that?! Next time I'll tell you about quarks,
anti-quarks and mesons.
I bought some new things this week. I got a really nice
pink and black top from MK One and a pink and black stripy sweatband from Claire's Accessories on Saturday. Altogether
it cost me £5.50. Bargainous! I also purchased some Johnson's Gently Exfoliating Facial Wash as my Johnson's Softly Foaming
Facial Wash had been discontinued. How exciting my life is. Then there was also the incident with Rootis and the stolen cup
of tea, but that's another story for another day. ^_-
Amazing Fact: Leonardo Da
Vinci cut up over 30 corpses so he could draw the organs.
Music: Pink-Catch-22
"He Was A Woman!"-Me
21st June 2004
The first thing I would like do is apologise for the lack of blog entries over the past few weeks.
I do have an excuse though, I have been very busy. Let me fill you in. Well first of all there's Zirak. I was walking home
from school one hot, sticky day and as I passed the Grecian Kebab House, someone shouted at me. Pausing my CD player, which
was blasting Russian piano music out at me, I turned and came face to face with a young Italian.
"Is that Elvis?" He asked. We proceeded to have a long conversation about music,
films, school and languages. Then he asked for my number. Not knowing what to say, I decided to just oblige (rather than offend
him-I'm just too nice!). Every day now he waits for me outside his shop to chat to me. He keeps giving me things. First his
favourite Beethoven Cd, then his favourite film. Why why why do I get myself into these situations just by being me? Maybe
I should become an alien, or better still, my Dad. But then it wouldn't suit me to be sensible.
Other than that, I now have piano lessons with Anna every other week (YAY!!!) and
I have a grand total of £3.10 to spend on whatever I like each month. That's after paying for piano lessons and yoga. Speaking
of which, my arm still hurts from doing something which sounds like 'oot gatassen' for 90 minutes last week... I suppose we
all have to ache at some point in our lives.
Amazing Fact: Einstein was a woman.
Music: Oh Christmas Tree
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